At dinner time this evening The Material Girl finished her meal and went to sit on StudHombre's lap. She was telling him s she wanted to sit "criss cross applesauce".
StudHombre - "What?"
The Material Girl - "Criss cross applesauce"
"Criss cro- What?!"
"Criss cross applesauce!"
"Criss cross applesauce, honey. It's the PC way of saying Indian Style"
"What? Are you serious?? Waht the- how dumb - Why don't they just call it sitting cross legged"
"Because that offened the United Cross-Legged People's Front of The Greater Midwest"
*gives me the look* "Whatever."
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